Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Gunnery Gazzette Vol. I issue 1

Countess Announces Secret Government Project!
After much deliberation with the Engineers of our fine city, the Countess has put forth the following announcement.

A government project shall be taking place on the river Reik, north of Nuln, under no circumstances will boat traffic be allowed until project completion. Traders are encourages to seek alternate routes for goods. The countess has also stated that once complete, the benefit to our fine city, will make Nuln a famous city and pilgrimage once again. When asked what benefit could possibly secure the financial situation of the city thusly, she only said that once again the engineers have designed an apparatus destined to change life in the Empire as we know it. Keep purchasing your copy of this newspaper for further updates.

Tax increase imminent!
In related news, the Countess has decreed that taxes shall be raised on all municipal roads with the districts of the following cities; Dunkelberg, Grissenwald, and Nuln. Also, that a new tax will be put into effect immediately. All persons dining, or staying 3 or more nights at an Inn with city limits of the cities listed above, shall be subject to a 5% convenience tax. Also, her majesty wish to remind citizens and travellers alike that anyone who is caught by the municipal road warrens to be sleeping upon the walkways or streets within city limits will be imprisonated for no less than 3 weeks within the Iron Keep.
Orcs Spotted Southeast of Kemperbad!
A small band of Orcs were spotted near Kemperbad recently. According to witnesses, the greenskins seemed to be travelling aimlessly. The captain of the watch has dispatched a small band of gunnery school students to deal with the greenskin menance. Although caution should be given to travellers, there is no need to panic.
COME VISIT THE TWISTED GOAT!
Now serving Chili daily!
Serving Wench needed
Apply in person at the Twisted goat
Must like animals and be comfortable in saucy attire.
Wagon for sale
Slighty Used wagon for sale
Going cheep! As is, price negotiable.
Note: missing wheels.
WANTED!
Hans "Sticky" Werner
for assaulting a Sister of Sigmar.
Any details on Hans Werner's
whereabouts, should be reported
to the Inquistion immediately.
500 Strong Men needed.
Must be able to work under
a silent contract for governent.
Criminal background check required.
Must enjoy heights, and working on water.
Mining Equipment
See Reinhardt Kempler
at the Red Cannon Inn.
Gold rumored in the Reik?
Stay tuned for our next issue.

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